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What's does the wife say to Bill?
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Posted about 1 month ago Bill, a mature human resources manager is nearly 65 and visits his pension office office to sort out his retirement scheme. The desk clerk asks for his birth certificate, but Bill admits he's left it at home. "Tell you what," says the clerk. "Take your shirt off and let's have a look at your chest." Bill does he is told, and shows a fine display of silver chest hair. The clerk says: "That's good enough for me, I think we can safely say you're 65. I'll sort everything out from here." Bill relays this story to his wife when he gets home. What does the wife say to Bill?
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| Posted about 1 month ago She says, "It's a good thing you waited until you got home to use the 'Just for Men'. Here's the bottle, clean up after yourself when you are done, and come back here looking like a 45-year old." |
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| Posted about 1 month ago "Now Billy-Bob. Many a fine cabin has snow of the roof an' drifts by the porch, but ya can only tell if the hearth is burning strong by looking inside!" Todd |
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| Posted 29 days ago Close but no cigar....she actually said, "Billy you should have taken off your pants to claim disability", hahaha |
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| Posted 29 days ago That's funny! ;-) Todd |
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| Posted 28 days ago At first, Vannati, I thought the answer was "close, but no cigar" (clinton reference) - but the rest of the joke was funny! |
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| Posted 24 days ago That was good. |
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| Posted 23 days ago Vannati says ...
even my mother is laughing at this one! |
