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Posted 5 months ago

 

Having a bad day at work? Check out these cites for quotes from The Office!! Almost as good as watching the show!


http://www.officequotes.net/


http://www.quotesfromtheoffice.com/


Angela: I can't do this. I can't do it.

Michael Scott: Yes you can. I know you can. I wouldn't say it if I didn't 100% believe it. Who else could do this?

Angela: Okay. Okay.

Michael Scott: No seriously, is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we don't have a lot of time.


 


Have a great day, all! And please, post some of your favorite quotes from the show- it'll make my day!

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Michael Scott:
I am downloading some N3P music--


Jim Halpert:
[quickly] That's not it. Yep?


Michael Scott:
--for a CD mix tape--


Jim Halpert:
Close.


Michael Scott:
--for Holly. And I am looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.


Jim Halpert:
What are the two levels?


Michael Scott:
The two levels being, welcome to Scranton and I love you.

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Holly:
[after being told Kevin was 'slow in the brain'] Hi!


Kevin:
Hi.


Holly:
What do you do?


Kevin:
I do the numbers.


Holly:
Oh, good for you!


Kevin:
You want an M&M?


Holly:
Oh, no that is so sweet. Thank you though.


Kevin:
I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.


Holly:
Well that is a very safe place for them.


Kevin:
[smiling] Yeah.


 


 


This was great  - Holly thought that Kevin was "Special Needs"... I about died laughing at this last episode.

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Remember when Dwight had the concussion and Jim and Michael took him to the hospital?


Dwight:  You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!


 


I LOVE THE OFFICE


 


 

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Kevin (talking head): I am totally gonna bang Holly.  She's nice, and helpful, and she really seems into me.

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"The Office: The Carpet (#2.14)" (2006)

Michael Scott: I am a victim of a hate crime. I think Stanley knows what I'm talking about.

Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.

Michael Scott: Well, I hated it! A lot!

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Michael Scott: You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.